I dino what to tell you; I love dinosaur puns. Nothing tricera-tops good puns or jokes about dinosaurs. Kids love them, and really, what’s more important than making kids laugh? I often get many eye rolls from my grown-up kids, but around the office, the staff love my dino-mite puns! Especially Tatum Tyrannosaurus Rex. As Happiness Director at the The Dinoverse, we can always call on Tatum to share a couple of good dinosaur jokes! Here are a few great dinosaur puns; I hope you don’t find them too pterable!
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird.
Scientists have discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart.
They described it as a blast from the past.
What do you call a Dinosaur who can’t accept defeat?
A Saur Loser.
What do they call dinosaur farts?
An Ex-stink-tion.
Dinosaurs can’t go on boats, they cause too many Ship Rex.
What do you call it when a dinosaur has a car accident?
A tyrannosaurus Wreck!
What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
A Terror Dactyl.
What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?
A Scary Dactyl.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A Thesaurus.
What do you call the dog of a dinosaur with one eye?
Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.
I hope you found my dinosaur puns as humerus as I do! Dino jokes can really make a boring day a lot more funny. If I have missed any of your favourite dino-mite puns, let us know on Instagram, and don’t forget to sign up for our email newsletter for more dinosaur facts and fun (you’ll even get a discount for The Dinoverse shop!)
