Do you love dinosaur jokes as much as I do? I love a good dinosaur joke, and dinosaur puns are my favorite thing ever! Start a sentence with “What do you call…” and I’m in. I think it’s a mom thing. With the help of our junior paleontologists, I have compiled a list of the best jokes and puns about dinosaurs. I hope you like them as much as we do!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic Pork!
Q: Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they can’t afford new ones!
Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
A: A dino-sewer.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur car accident?
A: Tyrannosaurus wreck!
Q: What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus?
A: Try to cheer him up!
Q: Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?
A: Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
Q: Scientists discovered a new dinosaur that is very intelligent.
A: It’s called a thesaurus.
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?
A: The same as short ones.
Q: What would happen if a 100-ton Brachiosaurus stepped on you?
A: You’d be deeply impressed.
Q: What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Q: What dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
A: All of them. Houses can’t jump.
Q: Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh?
A: You bet Jurassican.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A: A Scaredactyl.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way as fast as you can.
Q: What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?
A: “Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”
Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
A: Because it was an early bird!
Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?
A: The door won’t shut!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
A: A Tyranno-snorus!
Q: What do you call a smelly dinosaur fart?
A: An ex-stink-tion!
Q: What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing?
A: A saur loser.
Q: What sport is a brontosaurus good at?
Q: Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
A: I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
Q: What do you call a short spiky dinosaur that’s fallen down the stairs?
Q: What do you get if you cross a T- rex with explosives?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
A: A Philosiraptor.
Q: What is found in the middle of dinosaurs?
A: The letter S.
Q: What’s the best thing to do if you see a T-Rex?
A: Hope he doesn’t see you.
Q: Which dinosaur had to wear glasses?
A: Tyrannosaurus specs.
I hope you had a great laugh as you read our list of dinosaur jokes and puns! If we have missed any of your favorite jokes about dinosaurs, please share them with us on instagram!
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